Russell Brand calls out Fox News
LMFAO I love Russell Brand
can trans men stop calling themselves gay for liking males
men who like men are gay sorry

The kid looks so scared that he shit his pants, but the dad is just like
“I’m so proud of my son”How did they get to the clinic tho.
Did the dad drive there all like “TIS ONLY A FLESH WOUND, COME MY SON, TO THE DOCTORS”
Gunna missTeam Lads Action News Team
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
There is nothing to defend
#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)
Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
#so here’s the thing#derek’s parents invited five fairies to their only son’s christening#the fairies offered the newborn their gifts#of beauty#grace#sarcasm#and awesome teeth#but before the final fairy could offer her gift#(it was going to be the fluffiest tail in all the lands btw)#the doors opened with a loud bang#and another /uninvited/ wicked fairy walked in#she cursed the baby to have a life full of tragedies#and die of a broken heart#(she’s a bitch that one)#(no wonder they didn’t invite her)#but thankfully#the last fairy was yet to give her gift#and she used it to alter the curse#so that the boy would never lose his will to live#even in the face of countless tragedies#and the curse will be lifted she said#when derek hale finds his true love#the one who’ll choose to stand by his side#face his life’s tragedies with him#so this is why derek’s life sucks so implausibly hard#and why he keeps dusting himself off#and trying again every time#teen wolf#prompts#fairytale auIt all makes so much more sense now. *nods*Somebody write this because I don’t need any more freaking fic ideas.
I’M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACESLIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
You see, surgical and medical interns are kinda like two rival gangs. Not real gangs, more like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.



